Fondalate

Taking advantage of a woman while she is knocked out or dead. This is a common act and is practiced down in the deep south.

Romeo Fondalated Juliet as she lie there dead in her tomb.

by That Guy You Woke Up With April 23, 2010

fungalate

fungalate basically means to have three dots in a triangular shape drawn on your arm.

"Hey, Jim, Wanna fungalate with me?"
"WTF?"
"Oh don't worry. Me and Bill have already fungalated. It doesn't hurt."
"Okay."

by Katrina n Georgie November 8, 2006

fondicate

to fondle somebody, first stated by iron mike tyson.

I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fondicating with you, and letting you suck my dick because if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag. - tyson to female reporter

I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fondicate with them so you shouldnt talk anymore. unless you wanna...you know. I may like fondicate more than any other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much in my life. can I atleast get laid? you know what I mean, I've been robbed for most of my money, can I atleast I get a blowjob? - tyson to another female reporter

by mattsanity August 21, 2008

Testicular Fondalitis

An unofficial medical term referring to the urge to continually fondle ones testicles. This is generally done through a piece of clothing such as boxers. This disorder is relatively uncommon and usually affects only young and immature males.

Greg - "Dr i have a problem, i can't seem to stop fondling my testicles."
Dr - "Greg you appear to have Testicular Fondalitis."

by Sand Ninja C January 11, 2009

Ballsacular Fondulation

when one fondles his or her jingle bells

I was just practicing my ballsacular fondulation on your mother asshole.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Fondulate

To dip something in a sauce

To dip a piece of fruit in chocolate

The verb form of fondue

Do you want to go fondulate some bananas?

by 100 Gallons of Monkey Sauce October 29, 2007

fongulated

fucked up

This is fongulated.

by meat20 December 11, 2009