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1. follow me by unkle kracker: (a) best song in the world, (b) song that thousands of innocent, younger elementary aged girls sang along to and fell in love with before they knew the real meaning of the words

2. seductive theme song for heroin addicts and/or adulterers

1. *follow me by unkle kracker plays on the car radio* four and six year old sisters shouting in the backseat: "SWIM THROUGH YOUR VEINS LIKE A FISH IN THE SEA!"

2. as a herion addict suffers withdrawal, ''follow me'' echoes through his head, taunting him, seducing him to get high again.

young man sings ''follow me'' to his married mistress

follow me by ma.st99 January 27, 2011

Words you can keep

follow me

a fanpages worst nightmare to see in the comments of their instagram posts. fanpages do not aknowledge these kinds of things in the comments of their posts and it is likely that the person who tells the fanpage to follow them will get blocked. don't ever say this in the comments of their instagram when they are trying to show their love and support to their favs, they don't want to see this being said. respect fanpages because they are the ones working hard to bring you content for your entertainment.

"please follow me"

"follow me and i follow back"

"follow me, i am a fan"

follow me by ggroupsite September 6, 2020

Follow me!

This is the ideal infantry order and display of leadership! It denotes leading from the front.

Ok soldiers, follow me!

Follow me! by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2020

Follow me home and fuck me's

Female shoes, pumps, boots, stilettos, designed to attract male attention

Fuck me pumps; fuck me shoes; follow me home boots, hence the expression "follow me home and fuck me's".

Follow me home and fuck me's by Ramiey August 17, 2011

Follow me i know the way.

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.

Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."

Follow me i know the way. by DirtyFlipFlops January 24, 2017

Follow me around Tom

Similar to a peeking Tom, but he takes it a step further and follows the person around. Not to confuse with with a stalker Tom, cause that's the next step

Babe, did you ever spy and creep on me like a peeping Tom, cuz you definitely followed me around everywhere like follow me around Tom...

Follow me around Tom by ItalianDomB December 19, 2021

Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.

Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"

Follow me on Twitter by g2em4 July 11, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026