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Fockerby 

1: A small village on the old route of the Ouse with a fuckhead who ruined the chapel but near a nice older tomato salesman's stall with miserable residents near Scunthorpe.
2:A shithole of a village on the old route of the Ouse with a fuckhead who ruined the chapel but near a nice older tomato salesman's stall with miserable residents near Scunthorpe.
1:Hitler: Oh God, the only place superior to Scunthorpe! Is Fockerby heaven?
2:Churchill: Oh God, the only place superior to Scunthorpe! Is Fockerby heaven?
Fockerby by Gerdyg June 24, 2018
Words you can keep
An informal and more intense way of 'crock' which means 'absolute nonsense'
New Slang for "Absolute Nonsense".
Ben said, "This atmosphere is an absolute Fockery."
Thomas said, "I know it is full of pollution what absolute crock we humans have made acid rain will kill us off soon!".
Fockery by Ron Willson February 15, 2018
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Fuckerby 

A fuckerby is someone who just shows up some day fucks everything up and then leaves for good
He just left me alone like a fuckerby!
Fuckerby by AleeTheHeart February 24, 2021
Basically the same as fuck, but if you want to be different...
"What the Fockery is that?"

Legal Fockery 

Behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., perpetuated by administrative courts, judges, magistrates, clerks, attorneys, and/or law enforcement that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible.
Look at the legal fockery this BAR Card attorney is spewing in this ridiculous demand letter!
Legal Fockery by MSalmon1776 January 13, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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