Fluster Cluck

A miserable disorganized event, similar to a cluster fuck, however, a splendid time was had by all. Shared misery with friends.

We went to the horse show. It rained and there was mud everywhere. No one scored above 55 and we had the time of our lives. It was a complete fluster cluck.

Fluster Cluck by vanishingsky September 22, 2006

fluster cluck

When a bunch of chickens are all together in a chicken coop and one of them gets flustered and this chicken begins to cluck. This damned clucking makes all the other chickens get flustered and before you know it, all them stupid chickens are clucking.

When that Bush-wit got flustered about the WMD’s he started clucking, and before you know it, all them other Bush-wits got flustered and they all started clucking.
That’s how we got into this Fluster Cluck.

fluster cluck by wasamada-u July 31, 2008

Fluster Cluck

Civilian version of the military 'Cluster Fuck'.

When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)

Our manufacturing tech got confused, but instead of asking one engineer for help he emailed 6 managers and co-workers. It set off an email storm and he went home early! It turned into a complete Fluster Cluck!

Fluster Cluck by [e-mail] September 1, 2022

fuster cluck 

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

fuster cluck by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Fuster Cluck 

A nice way of saying cluster f*ck around bible thumpers and old people.

Man, your teeth look like a fuster cluck of jagged bones and decay.

Fuster Cluck by Jodi S March 2, 2008

Fuster Cluck 

N. A dislexic man or woman who constantly makes mistakes.

He has his shirt on backwards...what a fuster cluck!

Fuster Cluck by boardcrafter January 5, 2011

Fuster Cluck 

Same as Cluster Fuck, a moment of heavy traffic, be it automobiles or a crowd, but able to be used in proper social company (i.e. families, the religious right, etc)

Sorry I'm running late, the 405 is totally Fuster Clucked!

Fuster Cluck by George Dear December 9, 2008