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Fluster Cluck

Civilian version of the military 'Cluster Fuck'.

When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)

Our manufacturing tech got confused, but instead of asking one engineer for help he emailed 6 managers and co-workers. It set off an email storm and he went home early! It turned into a complete Fluster Cluck!

Fluster Cluck by [e-mail] September 1, 2022

dunciferous

Dumber than a potted plant, which has lost all its leaves and gone dormant.

Do you really think I would ask *you* for help with my homework? Are you really that dunciferous?

dunciferous by [e-mail] January 12, 2018

vicarious butthurt

When somebody says/does something to you that you think is totally reasonable, but somebody you've never met sees it and gets offended for you.

I was teasing my girlfriend at the beach and she slapped me. We were just playing around (and I totally deserved it) but some men's rights weenie got vicarious butthurt and threatened to call the cops. So I slapped him and he cried.

vicarious butthurt by [e-mail] March 27, 2017

Unpresidented

When an educated country accidentally elects a moron, it is said to be unpresidented while he is in office.

What have we done? With Trump in office we will be unpresidented on the world stage!

Unpresidented by [e-mail] December 17, 2016