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It's grower not a show-er

(A floppy penis)
Oh my god! Is that a flpenis?!

Babe! It's a grower not a show-er!
Flpenis by The anxious February 2, 2023
Words you can keep
Common slang for a flaccid penis. Used when one is too lazy to say "flaccid penis" in its entirety.
Richard has by far the longest flenis in the entire building.
flenis by MacBeefin August 4, 2011
Related Words
An imaginary flying penis thrown at ones face.
I will throw a fleenis at you.
Fleenis by sosthenisRR April 20, 2018
similar to the word jawn, except used to get a reaction from people who aren't familiar with the term. u get em, and sometimes they are valuable, and sometimes they're not.
me: aww man instead of my paycheck I got a coupon for five free flenises.

him: what... what is that?

me (yelling across the lawn): yo edmond, remember to bring the flenises!!!
him (yellnig back): what.. what the hell are you talking about?
flenis by mtfb April 28, 2010
Short for 'flea penis'. It is mostly used when referring to Francoeur, a giant 7ft. flea from the movie 'A Monster in Paris'. A fleenis is typically 10 inches long.
Vanya: I thirst for that fleenis my bru.
Fleenis by Prussian Coke December 30, 2017
The male genitalia, given wings... a flying penis
She says it's supposed to be an airplane, but we think it looks lke a penis with wings; aka Flenis...
flenis by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006
(1)A mixture between 'fap' and 'penis'. Pronounced: fuh-PEE-niss.

(2)Oftentimes used to catch people off-guard with the word 'penis' at the end.
(1) It's what guys do every night ;D FAPENIS

(2) IT'S A FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAPENIS.
fapenis by Jinxcat7496 February 4, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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