Flapenis 

A false (non functioning) penis that is formed from the tissue of the patients own arm or leg mucsle and skin and then artificially attached to the woman's genital area.

"I heard Jenny got a flapenis surgery done over the weekend, now she can't wear her leggings anymore."

Flapenis by anonymous July 1, 2023

flacenis 

flacenis is defined as a flaccid penis

many girls do not like flacenises

britney- OMG carley! my boyfriend has a flacenis!! Can i borrow yours?

flacenis by chicarcas March 11, 2008

filapenis 

Albanian word for filipino because they don't know no better, and can't pronounce it right.

Hey filapenis, come over here!

filapenis by Juan Valdez October 9, 2004

fapenis 

(1)A mixture between 'fap' and 'penis'. Pronounced: fuh-PEE-niss.

(2)Oftentimes used to catch people off-guard with the word 'penis' at the end.

(1) It's what guys do every night ;D FAPENIS

(2) IT'S A FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAPENIS.

fapenis by Jinxcat7496 February 4, 2010

Flpenis 

It's grower not a show-er

(A floppy penis)

Oh my god! Is that a flpenis?!

Babe! It's a grower not a show-er!

Flpenis by The anxious February 2, 2023