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Flowstianity 

Flowstianity is the worship, praise, and belief of the multiple Flow Gods, and all that is bro and chill. Flowstianity was first started by a true laxbro, Flowhommad Albroseph. Flowhommad was laxing one day in the game of his life, but he lost because he and his team mates had not practiced enough. They seeked refuge in caves where they played wall ball for hours. Upon reaching true laxbro status, they were contacted by the almighty Flow Gods. The two dominant of the Gods, Flowseidon and Broseidon, teached them the ways of broship. The Gods told them to be true bros, they had to grow out their hair to longer lengths than normal. The hair would allow them to possess flow, the key element to any laxbro's skill. After Flowhommad Albroseph and his team achieved flow, and true lax bro abilities, they devoted their lives to worshipping the Flow Gods, and all of their laxbro greatness.
Player 1: What religion are you?
Player 2: I am a Laxbro obviously.
Player 1: So that would be...?
Player 2: Flowstianity of course!
Myself
Flossia is the mother of Billy, Leland and Kresti.
Flossia by Lonely Lady December 19, 2016

flossiable

When food get stuck in between your teeth.
My mom cooked steak for dinner and its flossiable.

flosslikeaboss73 

When you floss like a boss at 7:03
Yo it's my time to flosslikeaboss73
flosslikeaboss73 by Mr. Thinker. January 16, 2024

flowmeliaclarkirkhelenuinely

When you realize you're part of the "Great Society."
"Yo, I just flowmeliaclarkirkhelenuinely realized we've been blasted down into the Great Society"
"That's CRAZY."

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026