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Florpinnorfindork! 

1. A word to scream out in the middle of a test or quiz or 'silent reading'.

2. A word to break awkward silences
1. Florpinnorfindork!

2. So... seen a florpinnorfindork lately? I hear they are very chilly this time of year.
When you suck off your friend in a friendly way. Ya know you just florp him a lil bit. It ain't gay or illegal. You can just do it anywhere.
"Hey man you wanna go down to the soda fountain and do a lil bit of florpin?"
Florpin by VapingGranny July 1, 2017
The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.
I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!
florking by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010

Florping 

The act of masturbating or fapping to Warcraft or WoW related lore.
I can't answer the phone right now I am to busy florping.
Florping by Yaj Dkc February 3, 2012
Light rays reflected against the bottom of a pool from the water that make squiggly rainbow patterns.
the florkins are very pretty!
Florkin by samjesscore July 16, 2006

Daddy Flopkins 

the name of the coolest pimp alive
"That guys name is Daddy Flopkins."
Daddy Flopkins by Carlone April 6, 2009