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Florida or Germany 

Bizarre human behavior. So named because such behavior is especially common in Florida and Germany. Popularized by Adam Corolla of the Loveline radio program, as callers would phone the show, give an example of bizarre behavior, then Adam and others in the studio would guess whether the event happened in Florida or Germany. Someone with good knoweldge of either location can tell which due to cultural differences between Florida and Germany.
"A 17 year-old was recently arrested for attempting to rob a bank with a potato gun. Florida or Germany?"
Florida or Germany by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003

Florida or Germany 

Something fucking ridiculous happens in the news and you have to guess weather it happened in Florida or Germany.
Man collects dead babies in his garage for sexually pleasure and in an effort to resurrect Jesus.

Florida or Germany?
Florida or Germany by Mike Roan December 7, 2003

Florida or Germany 

its called Germany or Florida ...dumbass...not florida or germany
dumbass if u were true loveline fans ud no that
Florida or Germany by TheUnforigven December 12, 2003

Florida OR Germany 

The decision on which place Arnold Schqatxasadasdjdneggar should stay in - home country Germany or the governated Florida.
"Flawreeda or Shermany..." - Arnold
Florida OR Germany by Arnold Schwa' December 6, 2003

Florida or Germany? 

Office game whereby one worker reads a shocking headline to another coworker, who must identify the location of origin as Florida or Germany.
Honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either Florida or Germany.
Jim: "Father locked daughter in basement for 24 years and repeatedly raped her. Florida or Germany?"

Joe: "Oh that HAS to be Germany."

Jim: "Correct!"
Florida or Germany? by cr8rface January 22, 2009

germany or florida 

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.
"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."
germany or florida by Ace December 9, 2003
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