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Flopshank 

When your dick goes soft on you mid coitus, so you grip as far down the base as you can like you are holding a prison shank, hold the blood in your now artificially hard penis, and begin repeatedly stabbing your way into your lady's G-Spot.
"Dude, I drank and did so much blow last night, I had to give the chick I took home the ol' FLOPSHANK."
Flopshank by SickSik6 December 9, 2020
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flopshow 

tiffany: heey whats up?
kimmy: ugh flopshow, how about you ?
flopshow by t+k maarch December 23, 2008
The few seconds during a porno, or sexy scene in a movie that just kills your erection dead. Either the camera cuts to the hairy cum-face of the man, some pet or animal comes on set, or something particularly gross happens, killing the mood.
'Ah man did you watch 'horny home alone amateurs 11'? I was just about to shoot my load when her dog comes in the room and starts barking, fucking flopshot should have been edited out.'
flopshot by sickfiction11 January 15, 2012
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026