Floppage

floppage: noun 1: The measure of an object's current state of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal flopping. 2: The state of man in which the genital mass sits awkwardly within one's boxer shorts, and flops upon movement. 3: A state of any being in which a body part, esp. genitalia, flops subtly or excessively. 4: Any time in which one's extremities flop. 5: The scientific measure of the floppant motions of a particular object.

Dude!! Ive got major floppage!!!!

by Tyler November 18, 2004

Floppage

When someone does something really stupid they are a floppage , or when someone is a failure in life

Oh God Monty's life is a floppage

by Anti Flop November 29, 2014

Floppage

a man having an irregualry large cock 'n' balls and is able to flop them through his shorts

holy shit, robs got some mad floppage!

by ... May 17, 2003

Floppage

Past tense of cleavage

When she turned around and bent over, Aunt Fanny displayed lots of floppage.

by whatever hateful May 18, 2008

grilled cheese floppage

Requires technique, an undercooked Sonic grilled cheese, and an innately brave soul. When previously mentioned undercooked Sonic grilled cheese is lightly pinched at bottom two corners in ready to eat position and sandwich slowly flops away from mouth. Innate brave soul opens mouth wide and forces floppage toward mouth while simultaneously taking a bite. Grilled Cheese Floppage.

Yo Erik! Show me some of that Grilled Cheese Floppage!!!

by CherryPie $$$ December 21, 2016