Floorbiotic

The beneficial (and invisible) live cultures that you receive when you eat stuff off the floor.

No one in my family ever gets sick. We've got strong immune systems developed over years of ingesting floorbiotics.

by sjbliv September 30, 2016

Floorbitch

A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.

Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”

Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:

by Randommf November 28, 2020

Floorbitch

A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.

Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”

Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:

by Randommf November 28, 2020