Floorbitch

A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.

Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”

Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:

by Randommf November 28, 2020

Floorbitch

A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.

Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”

Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:

by Randommf November 28, 2020

Floor bitch

One who is always on the floor whether it be while sleeping, performing sexual favors, etc.

I can't believe Kevin slept on the floor again last night. He is such a floor bitch.

by cougared714 August 30, 2009

ground floor bitch

A girl/woman who from behind gives the impression of spectaculass or fineness, but, having turned around, is actually ugly as shit. From the penthouse to the basement, she's a ground floor bitch.

Was watching this girl for fifteen minutes, walk my ass over there, and damn if she ain't a ground floor bitch!

by Jereboam November 20, 2010

Floor Bitch

One who is forced to reside or sleep on the floor due to lack of empty couches, beds, or chairs.

Kyle: Dibs on couch!
Stephen: I call the bed!
Adam: What about me?

Kyle and Stephen: Floor Bitch!

by DjVileStump March 30, 2010

flooferbitch

A bitch who thinks she knows everything but really she is as dumb as a board

"Dude did you see the girl Logan is dating?"

"Ya man she is a total flooferbitch"

by Mr.FuckMyDuckTittyBitch December 3, 2016