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Floor Time

The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.
"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."

floor times 

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.
LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.
floor times by floortimes207 January 12, 2011
where you lay on the floor on your back in the dark and just exist
hey dude ill ttyl. i rlly need some quality floortime
floortime by squishmaus September 5, 2022
when you lay on the floor in the dark on your back
hey dude ill ttyl. i could really go for some good floortime rn
floortime by squishmaus September 18, 2022

Floortine 

A nutrient that can only be added to food when it is dropped on the floor.
Floortine would be added if someone dropped a piece of steak on the ground and picked it back up and put it on the grill instead of throwing it away.
Floortine by greatn8 January 13, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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