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Flixcrastination 

A symptom of the tyranny of choice on streaming TV (Netflix, Hulu et al) whereby the viewer finds him or herself flicking through the interface without ever actually deciding on a choice of program/film
I had massive flixcrastination tonight so ended up just watching movie trailers on YouTube
Flixcrastination by SydneyTech October 21, 2015
Related Words

FlixTrapped

When your bae calls/texts you that you that he wants you to come over to "Watch Netflix and chill" but you get there and they just want to have sex.

*Not a good thing. Leave Asap*

Don't get confused with the Thirst Trap
Beth: I thought you were at Greg's house? Why are you home so soon?

Taylor: I got Flixtrapped
FlixTrapped by DefineABitch April 18, 2015
A person who spends endless hours on Netflix.
Flixer by TheSuperKid March 22, 2017

Flix__vr 

Flix__vr is a gorilla tag player that is just too good if you ever see him in a lobby you should leave before he shits on you and eats your gorilla balls.
Guys Flix__vr is here leave!
Flix__vr by Flixvr February 28, 2022

Flixer Gooning 

Flixer Gooning was originally invented by the Yakubian Prophet in order to reach the nubian palace in the 3rd layer of Jynxiz asshole. From ancient texts scholars have decoded the method: "Taking your dingle, subtracting your fingle to get your dongle. The dongle is then fermented inside of Pyrocinical Foxy Inflation NSFW #twink art from Twitter, make sure the PH is at least -25e^2. Remove with teeth from mammoths and then go to target and ride the toilet handle freaky style until completion to gain access to the sublayer where the Nephaliptic Cabal keeps the 60ft ancient proto human giant used for calculations in the stock market. Harvest two of the Paradoxical Iphone 16 maxes with Hongdae sigils. Take it home and stick it into a solution with x1 minecraft steve figure, 2oz of Lebron james sweat, x1 elderberry. Seal lid with Dark Matter Grafted Cock rings (as needed). Once it has fermented remove using Metholpropyl Ketone to deactivate the solution. Proceed to start edging to whatever u choose. Shove the object into your anus at a 74.63 degree angle while facing north at bearing 319. Enjoy.
Josh- "I hate Georgia State Patrol"
Eric- "oh god he was Flixer Gooning"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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