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Flimsy simsy 

Very tall person who often describes themselves as a sex god, which they clearly aren't
Matthew : Look, my penis is MASSIVE
Dan : no, your being a Flimsy simsy

Flimsy Sickle 

When a man hits a woman's gut during sexual intercourse with his long, curved, sicle like penis.
I gave Derek's mom a flimsy sickle last night and she moaned like an injured walrus.

Flimsy sausage 

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode
My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

Flimsy Steve

The act of having Anal Sex with a flaccid penis.
"Due to my Erectile Dysfunction, me and my wife have resorted to the Flimsy Steve method".

Flimsy Hand Syndrome 

Someone with the hand and wrist strength of a toddler.
A medical condition one develops as they age, elderly people are often found with this unfortunate syndrome.
"Destinee threw one punch and her entire knuckle swelled up!"
"Ahh, that's Flimsy Hand Syndrome for you."