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Flimsy simsy 

Very tall person who often describes themselves as a sex god, which they clearly aren't
Matthew : Look, my penis is MASSIVE
Dan : no, your being a Flimsy simsy

Flimsy Sickle 

When a man hits a woman's gut during sexual intercourse with his long, curved, sicle like penis.
I gave Derek's mom a flimsy sickle last night and she moaned like an injured walrus.

Flimsy sausage 

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode
My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

Flimsy Steve

The act of having Anal Sex with a flaccid penis.
"Due to my Erectile Dysfunction, me and my wife have resorted to the Flimsy Steve method".

Flimsy Hand Syndrome 

Someone with the hand and wrist strength of a toddler.
A medical condition one develops as they age, elderly people are often found with this unfortunate syndrome.
"Destinee threw one punch and her entire knuckle swelled up!"
"Ahh, that's Flimsy Hand Syndrome for you."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026