Flesh ski 

The act of underdressing a woman (can be one off the street), sticking your penis in her from behind and riding her down a hill

Bro did you see Dana this morning? Yeah we had a great night, she sucked me good so I repaid her with a flesh ski.

Flesh ski by Cutenipple December 21, 2023

Skin for the Flesh Tanks 

A sacred act involving cutting off and offering one's flesh and skin to the Flesh Tanks.

"Skin for the Flesh Tanks"

Like Shark Tank but fleshier and more skin
"A worthy offering to the Flesh Tanks."
"The Flesh Tanks demand more skin."

Skin for the Flesh Tanks by anonymous March 22, 2024

SKIN FOR THE FLESH TANKS 

The sacred act of adding one's skin to the flesh tanks.

YAR HAR HAR, SKIN FOR THE FLESH TANKS!

SKIN FOR THE FLESH TANKS by NYEHEHE_WARCRIME_CENTRAL March 22, 2024

fresh dry skippy 

newly mixed batch of "skippy" without ice. "skippy" being an alcoholic beverage made from beer, vodka and lemonade.

Bruno Mars - "Smoother than a fresh dry skippy!"

fresh dry skippy by BV Props September 7, 2016

fresh brown skippy 

A smooth snake slippery quite intact steaming hunk of dung immortalized in uptown funk

Show up smoother than a fresh brown skippy. . .

fresh brown skippy by Mercury Cool April 5, 2017

fresh jar of skippy 

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing

Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy

fresh jar of skippy by CovidConvo May 26, 2022