Flesh Musket

Name: Flesh Musket Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

your penis.

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye

Flesh Musket by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003

Words you can keep

Flesh musket

Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!

I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!

Flesh musket by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Related Words

Flesh Musket • firing the flesh musket • flesh • flesh wound • flesh flute • flesh rocket • flesh-n-bone • Flesh Pocket • flesh stick • flesh bangs

firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

firing the flesh musket by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

fleshmusket

PENIS, or other Phallic device. Usually, it is related to Stephen Brumm, the famous Canadian retard who always wanted to "put his fleshmusket in Rachel."

Bitch, suck on my fleshmusket!

fleshmusket by TPaine October 4, 2006

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026