Flesh Drive 

A digital storage device used exclusively to house one's internet porn collection.

My daughter accidentally took my flesh drive to school with her today!!

Flesh Drive by Chumley S. Rest March 3, 2010

Flesh Drive 

Another name for a mans penis.

Dude last night i worked my flesh drive hard

Awsome man.

Flesh Drive by crazykev12 May 15, 2011

flash drive 

A memory device that is plugged into the USB drive of a computer. A flash drive is usually about 1 1/2 to 2 inches long and can store from much more than a floppy disc.

I kept losing the data on my floppy discs so I went to the store and bought a flash drive.

flash drive by Aidyn April 13, 2005

The Flash Drive of Win 

the flash drive of win in essence is about a four gigabyte flash drive that any member of society may carry. the contents of this drive may include the following

1. photography
2. videos
3. anything that contains win
the debate reaches a point when one tries to constitute what is "Win" or " Full of Win" that can be placed in said flash drive. However usually the Flash Drive of Win can contain things that are said to be Awesome, or Epic

1. Logan: " Man did you see the Flash drive of Win Bob had? it had the best music on it!"
Justin: " yes, and it was truly something to be proud of"

2. Sean: " The Flash Drive of win, Offspring of the folder of win, grandson to the internet."

3. Ryan: " did you see Jamal's flash drive of win? it had every single cheerleader ever on it "

Markus " No I didn't I have to go see what Jamal is up to now."

4. John: " I just saw Mario's flash drive of win... it was so good, I feel like building a statue of the many wonderful things that were on it."

The Flash Drive of Win by The Man who is known as Ruckus February 23, 2010

flash drive 

a portable storage device for storing porn.

i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.

flash drive by urban asshole March 2, 2010

Flash-Drive Jockey 

The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.

Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.

Flash-Drive Jockey by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013

Flash Drive Rape 

The process in which a flash drive is forcibly inserted and removed from a usb port without consent from the owner of said flash drive. This may result in the loss of files on your flash drive, a virus, or in the rare occasion a std.

Dude all my files are gone!
Damn, you must've gotten flash drive raped.

Flash Drive Rape by MickeyBurgers October 5, 2010