Flermb

A mythical creature with the chinchilla sized head of a chinchilla, chinchilla sized feet, and the full sized body of a unicorn. (Incredibly aggressive)

Jose got insides turned outside by a flermb.

by GIMOOSH November 16, 2022

Flembogi

Flembogi is used at close friends who have a big head and a small body.

Hey my flembogi! How are you doing man?

by anonymous October 15, 2020

flemboy

A boy who likes people who spit in his mouth.

Person 1: Corinne! I'm such a little dirty flemboy, please spit in my mouth!
Person 2: Ew! You're so nasty! But... we have been together for a long time... So if it makes you happy... I guess I could...

by shane_y May 15, 2020

Flerb

A flerb is a form of measurement. The equation for flerbs changes daily. They are so many variables in the equation that there is no way for you to figure out what those variables stand for, thus making the measurement useless. The measurement might be useless, but flerbs are vary useful for writing on math tests when you don't know the answer. That number of flerbs might be equal to the answer of the question.

"Today's equation for flerbs is - (a + b) - arc length of semicircle x volume of box."

The variables aren't defined at all. You have no idea what a and b stand for, or what semicircle I'm talking about, or what box I'm talking about.

by track.fruit22 June 1, 2021

Flermin

A more appropriate term for the slack-jawed mental midgets that failed all science classes so hard that they believe is an idea debunked over 2000 years ago that the planet we live on is flat!

Flermin wanna believe in something opposite to the fucking photographic evidence we have since the 60s, they should be sterilized

by zerocool6687 April 19, 2018

Flembub

A Flemmy substance that you can blow bubbles with and explode them in peoples faces.

Dude, U got Flembub in my eyes!

by CJ & Jesse April 23, 2008

FLERMIN

Someone of the flat earth persuasion.

These people are nothing but Flermin.

by Broad Earth December 8, 2016