flerm

an ejaculation of bodily fluids

"dude, he totally flermed all over her face."

by carly and amanda fleming August 8, 2008

flerm

to squirt ones bodily fluids on another person or thing.

please dont flerm all over me because these are new pants.

by Amanda Fleming, Carly August 5, 2008

flerm

the small, unexplained pieces of trash that one is constantly picking up,brushing off ones clothes etcetera.

pick up that piece of flerm off the carpet

by I R Chard October 23, 2012

Flerm

A mixture of sperm and flem and or spit

she swallows flerm

by BillJenkins July 14, 2016

flerm

a type of candy. mostly tastes like shrimp

why did i eat that last flerm

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

flerm

Incestuous or bestial perversion of the most disturbing kind.

Sex is a relative term but sex with relatives is Flerm.

by curiousandroid November 25, 2007

Cranberry Flem

Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.

"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"

by depressedannie September 9, 2016