Flemsy 

1) to be in the state where one easily loses the mojo of one's storytelling prowess when disrupted by an innocent question

2) to be filled with flem

I became all flemsy when trying to tell her the story of my best friend's dog's birth because she kept interrupting to ask what I meant by the word "bitch"

Flemsy by cyng March 27, 2011

Flemsnaznia 

1. A magical realm that may or may not exist. Nobody knows if Flemsnaznia exists or not because there is no proof to argue in either direction."

2. A fictional place like Heaven or Hell only not as loaded full of horse shit."

Flemsnaznia: Heaven, Hell, Terebethia, Wonderland, Candy Mountain, Outer Space, Insectopia, or any other land/realm/pace of being that can't be 100% proved to exist/not exist.

Flemsnaznia by chickensgocluck August 25, 2008

flimsy koboyashi 

The act of sticking a hot dog up the vagina, pulling it out and consuming it in the acts of sexual intercourse.

Joey enjoyed the sweet taste of the flimsy koboyashi as she slipped it out and into his mouth.

flimsy koboyashi by Cpitch January 9, 2009

Flimsy simsy 

Very tall person who often describes themselves as a sex god, which they clearly aren't

Matthew : Look, my penis is MASSIVE
Dan : no, your being a Flimsy simsy

Flimsy simsy by squirty berty bottom burper May 18, 2010

flemse 

A sweet nickname for someone named Flemming.

Used in a danish parody of Harry Potter, in wich Cho Chang is named Flemming. Harry calls Cho Chang Flemse because he think it sounds sweet.

Person A: "My name is Flemming."
Person B: "I will call you Flemse"

flemse by Ik' Sofie March 4, 2014

flumsying 

Fiddling clumsily.

AS: "I'm also going to grab your ankles instead of just flumsying around."

flumsying by FlumsiedAgain March 5, 2010

Flamsy 

When something is bland or mediocre

I had a really flamsy meal last night.

That girl was really flamsy in bed.

Flamsy by Mumma Parkez May 22, 2012