Fleaism

A modern American philosophy founded by Joe Mason of Columbus. Practitioners of this philosophy live by the tenets of being unrelenting and burdensome to those who think they can endure hardships; almost as if they were a flea crawling on someones back. The clear antithesis to stoicism.

Joe, a practicer of fleaism, never got off the back of Jimmy. Bothering him to madness as Jimmy failed at being a stoic.

Fleaism by TheZippo November 16, 2023

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Fleaism

Joe, a practitioner of fleaism, continuously got under the skin of Jimmy who was a failing stoic.

Fleaism by TheZippo November 17, 2023

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Flexism

A noun regarding ones ability/skill of being flexible

“I hope your flexism comes in handy for gymnastics on Tuesday”
“My girlfriend’s flexism is quite enjoyable in bed”

Flexism by Tristan Shockley June 2, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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