Flexism
“I hope your flexism comes in handy for gymnastics on Tuesday”
“My girlfriend’s flexism is quite enjoyable in bed”
“My girlfriend’s flexism is quite enjoyable in bed”
Flexism by Tristan Shockley June 2, 2020
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Flexisexual
A sexuality in which one's sexual attraction changes over time, sometimes on a day to day basis, sometimes over the course of a month, depends on the person for the exact time. In labeling, one might just say they are flexisexual, or put another label for their main or most common attraction, or even put a label for the range their attraction goes through
"I thought she was hetero" "she was yesterday, now she is a lesbian, bet you anything she'll be all over guys again tomorrow, she is flexisexual, her attraction changes over time"
Flexisexual by RoseloverVi December 5, 2018
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Flexism • flexisexual • Fexism • Fleaism • fleximan • fleximobility • flexisexsual • flexisexuality • flexisexylity • Flexist
fleximan
this man is fleximan.
flexisexual
A person of flexible sexual orientation. Whereas they flirt with and try to attract both sexes, yet refuses to identify as bisexual. This person will constantly alter which gender they are more attracted to. Often they will appear to be very androgynous, and hang out with the scene crowd.
"Dude, Is David kissing a guy? I thought he was straight."
"Nah, he's flexisexual. Give him an hour, he'll be hitting up some girl, and in 4 he'll be 'sleeping' with the guy."
"Nah, he's flexisexual. Give him an hour, he'll be hitting up some girl, and in 4 he'll be 'sleeping' with the guy."
flexisexual by Pilanus September 20, 2009
Flexista
Name for someone who continuously flexes. Someone who takes every opportunity within their reach to flex about something they have.
*Person walks by and flips their hair*
Person one: “Mufasa is such a flexista!”
Person two: “I know, right? Every day he’s gotta front about a wife, his hair, his roar...”
Person one: “It never ends!”
Person one: “Mufasa is such a flexista!”
Person two: “I know, right? Every day he’s gotta front about a wife, his hair, his roar...”
Person one: “It never ends!”
Flexista by Carmen5555 June 27, 2019
flexisexual
Someone who is sexually attracted to the both sexes but only commits to exclusive relationships with the opposite sex.
I saw Amanda making out with Kristyn last night at the party. I didn't know she was bisexual. Nah man, she's flexisexual. She's talkin to that guy Johnny.
flexisexual by atay1037 March 16, 2011
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