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Noun. The object of being a faphat. One must indeed be able a) to fap (see related definitions) and must b) possess a hat. Setting those conditions allows the usage of this often negatively-associated word.
Ben Affleck may indeed pwn me, but he is still a faphat.
Faphat by Jason Friedman February 5, 2003
Related Words

fappathon 

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible
Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++
fappathon by Curt V September 3, 2005
The sharp decline in interest in porn, women, sex, etc. that a dude experiences immediately after cumming.
The tranny porn I got seemed really hot at the time, but I deleted it all in a wave of fapathy later.
fapathy by dirge23 September 12, 2009
a beautiful girl with a good sense of humor very attractive has the capability to overcome any hardship very lucky person on this earth
This girls is soo farhat.
Farhat by omerfr June 28, 2009

Faphanger 

n.

When you are getting close to climax but the video or manga chapter ends abruptly, causing loss in interest and happiness.

A cliffhanger but for nutting.
Have you seen the latest chapter of Secret class? It was such a faphanger! I can't wait to fap to the next chapter though.
Faphanger by ME301 June 5, 2021
a band.
"Hi, we a
re Faghat. We are here for the children of the future, all of the 8 and 9 year old boys and girls around the world. In 1999, we landed in
the north woods of Wisconsin. We come from the planet Faghat and have broken through the death grid imposed upon the earth by the fallen
beings of light. We have come to share the frequencies of love, light, and life. Our mission is to move people out of the linear prison in which
many are trapped. We do this by using a frequency of sound that shifts you out of your space into an upward spiral that cannot be stopped by the
black iron prison. Our wish is to move people out of the death machine and reconnect them with the supreme being of love, light, and life. We
wish to destroy the frequency of fear that has been used to keep humanity at war with itself for thousands of years. It is time to end the tyranny of
the lizard men by reclaiming who you are. We are a wake up call; love us or hate us, our light will still shine through."
"In faghat land let me take your hand..."
Faghat by miles nowhere March 5, 2004