flapatus

When a person is mean to a girl for seemingly no reason usually referring to them as a gobbler or telling them to sit on one.
This term is usually aimed at blacksmiths or homosexuals for some reason.

Hey shut up alf, you flapatus!

by flapatus fan November 27, 2012

FLAPOTUS

Fuckin’ Lard Ass Piece of Total Useless Shit

Guy 1: ugh im so sick of Jerry, that FLAPOTUS

Guy 2: yeah, he’s the worst

by EvilDr.WillKirby September 24, 2020