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Flank Wanker 

Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.
"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."
Flank Wanker by UND3AD_ELMO November 21, 2016
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Frank Walker from National Tiles................... 

Frank Walker from national tiles is a legendary Australian businessman and entrepreneur who capitaves the national audience by screaming *Hello* in the most mind blowing voice ever that the entire fucking country of Australia puts their lives down and rushes over to Woolloongabba for 50% all concrete floor and wall tilings.
Hello.......................... Frank Walker From National tiles....................
This week only.......................
I'm divorcing my wife and committing a double murder suicide...............
So rush in quick before all tiles are gone in the annual Spring Stocktake Sale.
Only
At

National

Tiles
84 Annerley Road Woolloongabba.......................

flankwanker 

noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally
Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?

Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker
flankwanker by cornfritter October 21, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008