Flamingo Dick 

Word that can be used in place of many words to describe something that’s bad

Frankie “ damn it’s hot”

Frank’s mom “ it’s as hot as flamingo dick”

Flamingo Dick by Frank’s mom September 20, 2021

Flaming Dick

When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.

I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!

Flaming Dick by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

flaming dick

Another word for chlamydia.

Boy 1: I should never have hooked up with that chick last night!
Boy 2: Why's that?

Boy 1: I 've got a flaming dick

flaming dick by The Naked Feet March 15, 2017

The Flaming Shit-Dick 

When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread it open as much as possible, don't worry about ripping her skin though, she'll be sleeping. Jerk off into the enlarged eye socket, and then stick your hand up her ass, grab onto some shit, pull it out, and then stick it up your urethra, and then chop your nuts off (you won't need them anymore, you have plenty of shit to impregnate people with now). When she wakes up, act like nothing happened, and accuse her of cheating on you, giving you an excuse to break her legs, then push her down the stairs, then push her back up the stairs, then lock her inside, and then set the house on fire, and then shit (through your dick) all over the burning house.

Oh man I gave a girl the flaming shit-dick last night, shit was so cash.

The Flaming Shit-Dick by ace rim January 8, 2009