Flamingo Dancing

when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.

Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.

"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"

"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."

Flamingo Dancing by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020

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Fabulous Dancing Flamingo

1. A fierce handshake given to you by someone with a pink feather boa.

2. A non-existent species of Flamingos.

1. My friend Marty gave me a Fabulous Dancing Flamingo while we were at a party.

Fabulous Dancing Flamingo by Kanye Kardashian October 17, 2018

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Dancing Flamingo

A Dancing Flamingo is were the male sex partner does the shuffle while the female sex partner paints the males penis pink resembling a dancing flamingo, when the penis is pink the couple begin to have anal sex. But Suddenly! A random hobo breaks into dance while masturbthatating over interacial donkey porn, suddnley triggering world war 9 and a half in volving the jews and half hippo,morrocion,bird, walrus's who have laser guns that shoot out bannahs filled with C4. Compared to the jews waepons witch make up of top hats filled with money. Happy Dancing!

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of a Dancing Flamingo?

Guy 2: *Falls dead*

Guy 1: Was it really that bad?

Dancing Flamingo by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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