Flamingo Dancing 

when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.

Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.

"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"

"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."

Flamingo Dancing by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020

Fabulous Dancing Flamingo 

1. A fierce handshake given to you by someone with a pink feather boa.

2. A non-existent species of Flamingos.

1. My friend Marty gave me a Fabulous Dancing Flamingo while we were at a party.

Fabulous Dancing Flamingo by Kanye Kardashian October 17, 2018

Dancing Flamingo 

A Dancing Flamingo is were the male sex partner does the shuffle while the female sex partner paints the males penis pink resembling a dancing flamingo, when the penis is pink the couple begin to have anal sex. But Suddenly! A random hobo breaks into dance while masturbthatating over interacial donkey porn, suddnley triggering world war 9 and a half in volving the jews and half hippo,morrocion,bird, walrus's who have laser guns that shoot out bannahs filled with C4. Compared to the jews waepons witch make up of top hats filled with money. Happy Dancing!

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of a Dancing Flamingo?

Guy 2: *Falls dead*

Guy 1: Was it really that bad?

Dancing Flamingo by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016