Definitions by goatfetus00

Flamingo Dancing 

when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.

Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.

"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"

"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."

Flamingo Dancing by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020

Cracksnacker 

When you provide crack for oral sex to a lowly human being. Usually a druggie.

"Merideth, I didn't know you were a cracksnacker!"

Cracksnacker by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020