Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.
“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”
by Fireslapper April 8, 2021
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Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.
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a very flamboyant homosexual that frequently runs through more mens assholes then a jocky runs laps during preakness.
TABBY: dude, did you see that guy wearing a skirt and rainbow suspenders?
BRYAN: yea he is a flaming ass jocky
BRYAN: yea he is a flaming ass jocky
by bryan sheets January 5, 2008
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