Flailist 

as in to flail
as in to be gacked
as in tweaking your ass off

When someone regularly injects entirely too much methamphetamine to to act, walk or to conversate in such a fucked up way that might remind onlookers of how Jerry Lewis may have acted, portraying Frankenstein's monster in a game of Charades.

verb

I swear, we were getting high one minute.. and the next, she became quite the flailist!

Flailist by Mr.Tank February 25, 2025

Failist 

A failist is someone who typically fails a lot. In fact, they fail so much that it has become their occupation and their further goals in life are to fail twice as bad as their previous fail.

"shoutouts belong to mew"
notice how she spelled "me" as "mew"
Jade is a failist.

Failist by Xaltz April 3, 2009

flairista 

Flairista is a term used to describe a Barista who adds flair to liven up his/her job. Generally, some common types of flair for a barista is to flip cups, whipped cream cans, drinks and tampers. Flair can also be latte' art or designs on other beverages.

Basically this is a bartender with flair, but without the alcohol.

Drew is the first ever certified Flairista.

flairista by Drew Cambre April 6, 2008

Failistory 

When you've done something that's such an epic fail, it will go down in History...Failistory.

Oh man game over on Super Mario level 1....that'll go down in Failistory.

Failistory by Cherry Chainsaw January 7, 2010

Failist 

A persons who believes that failure is possible

Dana thought Angie had failed to make the cheerleading team but Angie thought she had succeeded at trying something outside her comfort zone and she resolved to find a sport that she could display her athleticism and agility. They experienced the same event from different perspectives because Dana was a failist.

Failist by Hozay Kunsayco September 25, 2017