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Flagwankers 

Someone who takes a flag to music concert and blocks the view for loads of people behind.
I wish those flagwankers would fuck off, I can't see the stage.
Flagwankers by Crackon August 12, 2021
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Flagwankers 

People who hold flags at outdoor music concerts blocking the view of the people behind.
I wish those flagwankers would piss off.
Flagwankers by Crackon December 20, 2021
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fagwanker 

A popular colloquial amalgam, comprising of the two slang roots; 'fag' and 'wanker', meaning:
1. Somebody who engages in masturbation with homosexuals
2. Somebody who is not held in high regard by the user, rather, is strongly disliked.
Des: "Hey John, I just bought a radiohead album!"
John: "Go wank some fags, you damn fagwanker!"
fagwanker by arklow representin March 23, 2006

flatwankered 

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'
Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.
flatwankered by J November 12, 2004

Flagwanker

Used to describe someone on Twitter who use flags as a symbol of their political allegiance. Most commonly seen in the great Brexit debate where the losers of the referendum still signal their love an EU they are not part of, and the victors fly the union flag in love for their country.
"Did you hear that Nicola Sturgeon still wants Scotland to fly the EU flag above government buildings even though Scotland isn't in the EU?"

"Wow, that's retarded, what a flagwanker".
Flagwanker by Cristov February 22, 2021

Flagwanker

People that wave flags at open air concerts thus obscuring the view of others behind them.
I can't see the stage because of that flagwanker.
Flagwanker by Crackon December 10, 2021

Flagwanker

People that wave flags at open air concerts thus obscuring the view of others behind them.
I can't see the stage because of that flagwanker.
Flagwanker by Crackon December 10, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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