Flagwankers 

Someone who takes a flag to music concert and blocks the view for loads of people behind.

I wish those flagwankers would fuck off, I can't see the stage.

Flagwankers by Crackon August 12, 2021

Flagwankers 

People who hold flags at outdoor music concerts blocking the view of the people behind.

I wish those flagwankers would piss off.

Flagwankers by Crackon December 20, 2021

fagwanker 

A popular colloquial amalgam, comprising of the two slang roots; 'fag' and 'wanker', meaning:
1. Somebody who engages in masturbation with homosexuals
2. Somebody who is not held in high regard by the user, rather, is strongly disliked.

Des: "Hey John, I just bought a radiohead album!"
John: "Go wank some fags, you damn fagwanker!"

fagwanker by arklow representin March 23, 2006

flatwankered 

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

flatwankered by J November 12, 2004

Flagwanker

Used to describe someone on Twitter who use flags as a symbol of their political allegiance. Most commonly seen in the great Brexit debate where the losers of the referendum still signal their love an EU they are not part of, and the victors fly the union flag in love for their country.

"Did you hear that Nicola Sturgeon still wants Scotland to fly the EU flag above government buildings even though Scotland isn't in the EU?"

"Wow, that's retarded, what a flagwanker".

Flagwanker by Cristov February 22, 2021

Flagwanker

People that wave flags at open air concerts thus obscuring the view of others behind them.

I can't see the stage because of that flagwanker.

Flagwanker by Crackon December 10, 2021

Flagwanker

People that wave flags at open air concerts thus obscuring the view of others behind them.

I can't see the stage because of that flagwanker.

Flagwanker by Crackon December 10, 2021