Flag Fuck

A girl with a great body, but an ugly face; wrap a flag around her face and fuck her for your country.

The ugly gymnast is a flag fuck for sure.

by Gingievitus October 3, 2011

Flag Fuck Fest

An annual event in which five or more extremely offensive individuals with above average intelligence and below average judgement coalesce from different corners of the U.S. to engage in illicit activities. The event is not an official "Fest" until an individual or group of individuals has made an attempt to microwave an object larger than a microwave. If this attempt transpires within the first hour of the Flag Fuck Fest, it becomes a Flag Fuck-For-All, and all attendees must destroy the closest kitchen.

"Hey buddy, we should eat that microwave-sized object you've randomly been carrying around!"
"No, we can't, I have to save it for the Flag Fuck Fest. By the way, you don't have any drugs, do you?"

by Lamphausier October 23, 2009

Flag Fucker in Chief

One of the more popular nicknames used for the 45th President of the United States.

That night he was hugging the flag, we watched the Flag Fucker in Chief lose all self control; he thought we had all left.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2019

flag fucker

A puerto rican that is too proud of his fake heritage and will prefer to have sex with the puerto rican flag then a human

ex.. Naked woman
Pedro im redy for you and i got some lube for you to do any thing you want to me honey

Pedro sory honey the parade was this morning i saw a big flag and got a hard on you know one thing led to another and i blew my load sorry honey maybey next time

Naked Woman fuck you why are you such a flag fucker i can get better action from my dildo and your sister im leaving

EX in which this could happen J.lo's and Marc anthonys marige

by mikesmizzile August 22, 2006

flagfucked

The state of having your rights, privileges, freedoms, etc, are whittled away in the guise of patriotism.

Net neutrality got flagfucked by congress

by azjoejoe June 16, 2017