fivorce

An uncommon amicable ending of a marriage where two people are better off as friends than partners. Pain is present, but way less bitter and sour than the counterpart (divorce). Flourishing as friends, along with their family and mutual friends is favored, hence the “F”, oppose to “D”, which represents destruction in the word, "Divorce.

PERSON #1: Tom and Mary are going through a nasty divorce. Tom actually wants me to stop talking to Mary. This sucks!

PERSON #2: I wish they were going through a Fivorce like Steve and Jennifer. They actually asked me to join them on a staycation because they want our kids to continue having play dates together.

PERSON #1: confused face

fivorce by TheAnonymiss February 27, 2023

Fivorce

Friend divorce

When two friends get a divorce

me and (friend name here) got a fivorce

Fivorce by Pikeslayer27 December 22, 2025

FiBorced 

The resulting status when a close friend or relative has un-friended or de-friended you on FaceBook.

Sam - Hey Billy, what's up? I noticed your wife is not listed on your friends list anymore.

Billy - We had a spat about what someone posted on her wall and she FiBorced me over it.

FiBorced by BuzzFactor December 9, 2009

frivorce 

Divorce of a friendship

Do you still hangout with Josh? “No we went through a frivorce”

frivorce by ArcticFox77 February 10, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019