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Five Finger Fuck 

When 5 males and 1 female take a rubber glove and each male partaker uses one of the fingers of the glove as a condom. When the first male is done, he removes the finger and passes the glove to another male, who then selects another finger of the glove to use as a condom. When all five fingers have been used, you have successfully five finger fucked a girl.

Also, just one male can five finger fuck a girl alone by using each finger of the glove by himself, either all in the same day, or over a five day span. After all, in these tough economic times, condoms are scarce and difficult to afford.

And there's some twists...

-When finished using all five fingers, either with 4 friends or by yourself, someone has to turn the glove inside out (cum side facing out), put on the glove, and slap the girl once in the face with it.
-When finished using all five fingers, assuming the glove hasn't ripped, someone blows it up like a balloon, puts it on a string, and presents it to the girl. It's kinda like her slut trophy. Extra cool points to the girl if she ties it on her wrist and leaves it there for the day.
Bill from work: Hey Tim, what'd you do this weekend? I bet you and your friends didn't get any pussy as usual.
Tim: On the contrary Bill, me and 4 of my friends five finger fucked a girl.
Bill: 12 coolness points gained.

Girlfriend: Lets have so much sex today.
Boyfriend: But girlfriend, I have not a condom, nor condoms. What shall we do?
Girlfriend: Well I have this rubber glove.
Boyfriend: Score.

Friend 1: Hey come watch this awesome video on the internet.... Five boys, one glove.
Friend 2: No..... actually yeah, okay.
Five Finger Fuck by maximus2149 December 9, 2009
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Five Finger Fucking 

another word to replace kidding

to put all five finger in your girlfriends cooch
Person 1 "I got 8 grand selling my liver on the the black market"

Person 2 "You've got to be five finger fucking me."
Five Finger Fucking by Raziel Kain February 5, 2008

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026