fitted sheet

When it's REAL tight!
Kara's body was like a fitted sheet!
by Treytreynoodles March 10, 2017
mugGet the fitted sheetmug.

Fold a Fitted Sheet

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.
That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.
by Coopdaville1985 June 07, 2018
mugGet the Fold a Fitted Sheetmug.

fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.
"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."
by JSmith lu 43 April 05, 2017
mugGet the fitted sheet armymug.

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025
mugGet the fitted sheet syndromemug.
Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 05, 2025
mugGet the Kenny Rogers fitted sheetsmug.

Fitted sheet

Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN
by Ltboston September 24, 2018
mugGet the Fitted sheetmug.