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Freddie Freaker 

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ITS THE FREAK PHONE AND HERES THE PARTY FREAK!: FREDDIE FREAKER! 1-900-490-FREAK
Lois: peter freddie freak is in the living room!

Peter: oh god..anything...but him..

you must smush freddie freakers thumbs you must defeat the freak.
Freddie Freaker by Punislife August 21, 2018

freddie freaker 

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actually god himself
To get your own Freddie Freaker, call 1-900-490-FREAK CALL NOWWWWWWWWW
freddie freaker by Worstree June 6, 2018

freddie freaker 

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god himself
For your own Freddie Freaker today, call
1-900-490-FREAK call now!
freddie freaker by Worstree June 6, 2018

Fire Faker

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Someone who has naturally brunette or blonde hair, but dyed/bleached it so that it would resemble redhead hair. Usually poorly done and not convincing at all.
You see that chick's roots? She's a total fire faker.
Fire Faker by Rihantasaurus May 14, 2011

speaker freaker 

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A person, presumably peaking on an intoxicant -- namely ecstasy -- who is so consumed with the pulse of techno, and its throbbing consistent bassline, that he or she stands as close to the speaker on a dance floor as possible.

Amusingly, speaker freakers often stick their sweaty, bopping heads inside a larger speaker's compartments and holes so the vibration of the music encompasses and massages their bodies. Occasionally, petite partiers manage to crawl inside the crevices of the speakers, assume fetal positions, and let the bass rock them into trances.

More physically active and alert speaker freakers are found next to the speakers with raised arms, as if to worship these tall black obelisks as inanimate gods of technology.
While taking a break to sip bottled water and catch our breath, our eyes darted from the DJs at the front to the speaker freakers across the dance floor. One of the guys pumped his fists in the air to the beat, while his friend -- rolling hard -- put his hands on his bald head, then reached out and fondled the mesh of the speakers.
speaker freaker by Cheri Lucas February 3, 2008

FileMaker Pro 

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A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.
Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*
FileMaker Pro by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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