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Firefaker

Someone who habitually lies about having many professions and claims to be a Firefighter.
"Catlin you are not a firefighter, What you are is a firefaker. "
by Gutenbergs whore February 12, 2010
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Freddie Freaker

ITS THE FREAK PHONE AND HERES THE PARTY FREAK!: FREDDIE FREAKER! 1-900-490-FREAK
Lois: peter freddie freak is in the living room!

Peter: oh god..anything...but him..

you must smush freddie freakers thumbs you must defeat the freak.
by Punislife August 21, 2018
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freddie freaker

actually god himself
To get your own Freddie Freaker, call 1-900-490-FREAK CALL NOWWWWWWWWW
by Worstree June 6, 2018
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freddie freaker

god himself
For your own Freddie Freaker today, call
1-900-490-FREAK call now!
by Worstree June 6, 2018
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Fire Faker

Someone who has naturally brunette or blonde hair, but dyed/bleached it so that it would resemble redhead hair. Usually poorly done and not convincing at all.
You see that chick's roots? She's a total fire faker.
by Rihantasaurus May 14, 2011
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speaker freaker

A person, presumably peaking on an intoxicant -- namely ecstasy -- who is so consumed with the pulse of techno, and its throbbing consistent bassline, that he or she stands as close to the speaker on a dance floor as possible.

Amusingly, speaker freakers often stick their sweaty, bopping heads inside a larger speaker's compartments and holes so the vibration of the music encompasses and massages their bodies. Occasionally, petite partiers manage to crawl inside the crevices of the speakers, assume fetal positions, and let the bass rock them into trances.

More physically active and alert speaker freakers are found next to the speakers with raised arms, as if to worship these tall black obelisks as inanimate gods of technology.
While taking a break to sip bottled water and catch our breath, our eyes darted from the DJs at the front to the speaker freakers across the dance floor. One of the guys pumped his fists in the air to the beat, while his friend -- rolling hard -- put his hands on his bald head, then reached out and fondled the mesh of the speakers.
by Cheri Lucas February 3, 2008
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FileMaker Pro

A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.
Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*
by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016
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