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FileMaker Pro 

A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.
Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*
FileMaker Pro by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016

Firefaker 

Someone who habitually lies about having many professions and claims to be a Firefighter.
"Catlin you are not a firefighter, What you are is a firefaker. "
Firefaker by Gutenbergs whore February 12, 2010

FileMaker Pro 

One of the most frustrating relational database applications ever produced for human use.
I guess filemaker doesn't deserve the word "sucks". Almost everything that sucks would reject to putting FileMaker in its category. FileMaker Pro passed this level a long ago and now it should make a new word for this level of irreliability and inconsistence. From now on when I hate something so much I won't say it sucks but I would say it's so close to FileMaker.

firemaker 

A really cool person on irc, has the nicks: {Firemaker}, Nickname, Username.

Helps with coding and is a bot hoster for Aden. 24/7 online (H)
Hey you know that Firemaker guy?!?! He's well cool!!!oneone
firemaker by firemaker May 12, 2008

Firemaker 

Weed starter, crime committer, makes fire from stick.
Ay yo can you the Firemaker to maker the fire?
Firemaker by Cringecontent_ April 28, 2022