Finhands

The bastard love child from when Huey the surf god got drunk and took advantage of a lonely fin.. Finhands has been patrolling the seven seas ever since, looking for the biggest and the heaviest waves to go over the falls on..

Finhands Would Go..

Man I just saw Finhands go over the falls on an epic wave!

Finhands by DirtyMagic May 15, 2010

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finlandswede

A person who’s born and raised in Finland but has Swedish as their native language.

“Oh she’s from Finland? So she speaks Finnish, then?”

“No, I think she’s a FinlandSwede.”

finlandswede by Lilia133 June 22, 2020

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finlandsdeathmetalguitar

A homo guy who dreams about twinks and says random things about men

“Hey finlandsdeathmetalguitar, how are you?”
“Is ur dads ass tight???”

finlandsdeathmetalguitar by finlandsdeathmetalguitar September 19, 2021

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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