A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth
individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "
anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing
professional entertainers.
The Otero County Sherriff's Department
has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/
Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering
Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!