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Anal Finglering 

A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.
The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!

Fingletringle Mcdingleberry 

When you finger and tranquilize a dingle berry after busting everywhere 🥜💥💥
GARY: I just fingletringle mcdingleberry
Kole: I busted

Fingleswigging 

Refers to the act of nutting into someone's poopy anus, licking it, and then spitting it back out into their mouth for them to swallow.
I'm fingleswigging that boy tonight for sure
Fingleswigging by John Tool March 17, 2024