finger skating 

The Winter Olympic event watched by people, usually toddlers, who cannot pronounce the word "figure."

Mommy, when does finger skating come on? I like the girls' short skirts and the boys tight pants.

finger skating by Lizard55 October 28, 2011

Finger skating

When a guys girl is being an ice cold bitch while lying together in bed. The man starts some nice talk and a Lil diddle fingers moving around like Brian Boitono at the Olympicsso that her icy coldness becomes a hot, wet oasis for a nice dip.

"Sarah was pissed I was looking at Nichole, so when I got home I did a lil finger skating. Next thing I know I'm drained, lying on the bed, and she brought me a sandwich."

Finger skating by Tragicallyunhip February 7, 2026

Figger Skating 

The black version of ice hockey

I heard they were gonna add Figger Skating to the Olympics, but there wouldn't have been any contestants.

Figger Skating by figgersk8r1991 February 28, 2010

Skating fingers 

When you go skating and the cartilage in your fingers start to harden.

Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.

Skating fingers by alicepancakes February 10, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004