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Finger skating

When a guys girl is being an ice cold bitch while lying together in bed. The man starts some nice talk and a Lil diddle fingers moving around like Brian Boitono at the Olympicsso that her icy coldness becomes a hot, wet oasis for a nice dip.
"Sarah was pissed I was looking at Nichole, so when I got home I did a lil finger skating. Next thing I know I'm drained, lying on the bed, and she brought me a sandwich."

Figger Skating 

I heard they were gonna add Figger Skating to the Olympics, but there wouldn't have been any contestants.
Figger Skating by figgersk8r1991 February 28, 2010

Skating fingers 

When you go skating and the cartilage in your fingers start to harden.
Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.
Skating fingers by alicepancakes February 10, 2019

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026