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Finger Slam 

A term that should only be used to describe how one annihilated a girl's baby cave,vagina, cooter, or puss hole with his or her fingers.
Right after Jessica got done giving oral to my meat log I finger slammed her clam and found out she had infestation of roaches in her bush.
Finger Slam by poopieweinerhole April 21, 2010
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finger slam 

when someone fingers a mans pee hole.
"I heard that adam crisp paid charlie joseph to finger slam him."
finger slam by MARV AND BRIAN June 23, 2009

finger slam 

when you jam one or more fingers into the pee hole of a penis. which usually results in urinating blood and inability to procreate.
yo my urethra is ripped in half that bitch didnt cut her nails before she finger slamed me.
finger slam by arewhyan October 11, 2007

finger slam 

the act of fierce finger banging usually resulting in the inability to walk in a normal fashion.
I finger slammed the shit out of this bitch last night.
finger slam by team dry hump April 3, 2010

Five Finger Slam 

When you get angry at your woman and brutally ass fuck her with your fist.
If i catch you cheating on me your gonna get the five finger slam without any lube.
Five Finger Slam by Sneaux Bake August 17, 2008

Finger slamming

The act of fingering a female; term normally used when fingering at speed
'i love finger slamming' 'i was getting into this girl last night and got the finger slamming goin'
Finger slamming by muscle shark August 9, 2009

fingerslam 

A fingerslam is when a man has his partner jam their finger(s) into his urethra. Also a popular shock site hosted by the infamous meatspin.
That chick with the gold ring double fingerslammed that dudes dick and he took like like a man
fingerslam by Ratheon May 13, 2007
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