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Frederick fitzgerald fazbear

Frederick fitzgerald fazbear is known for his own managed business called Frederick fitzgerald fazbear's ballroom along Barnaby Harechester, Madame Trisabella Poultryhampton and Sir Foxington the Fourth. He is also rumoured to be the one who caused the crunch of 1887.
Person 1: Jolly Good! I am unable to distinguish any object in the deep darkness.
Person 2: Frederick fitzgerald fazbear appears to have turned off the candle causing a rather frightening scene.
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Filghani 

A person who is of Filipino and Afghan mixed
What nationality are you? I'm a filghani.
Filghani by Korma1 July 24, 2014

Filigree 

A nonsensical word that has no meaning because Zach made it up.
β€œIt’s got like, filigree all over it.”
Filigree by _MaRkSmAn_ December 14, 2018
Filzah is the most caring person you've ever meet. She is kinda funny. She is the person who you want to look up to for advices. A very good listener. She is a very strong and independent person. She is a very positive person who'll cheer you up when you feel down. She motivates people and make people feel confident. She doesn't like to burden people. She hates liar. She hides her problem. She is kinda cute and pretty. She is fierce. She is Filzah
Wow that girl is so independent. She must be filzah.
Filzah by Qissy December 30, 2017

John Fitzgerald Page 

The man made internet infamous for the 2007 rant, published on Gawker.com as "The Worst Person in the World", after being told "thanks, but no thanks" on Match.com and sending a scathing email. The email reads as follows:

"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!

Regards,

John"

On Fark.com, he is known as JFP and is the source of the "26 minutes" meme.
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John Fitzgerald Page 

voted worst person ever, a middle aged man with narcissistic personality disorder NPD. Commonly known for his dickish online dating habits, extorting young models/actresses, and his terrible website www.johnfitzgeraldpage.com.
I just met a John Fitzgerald Page, he was bragging about auditioning for roles with Domino's, but not actually getting any roles.