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Great album by Burzum, the black metal solo project of Varg Qisling Larssøn Vikernes.

Filosofem was recorded in 1996. It is full of wonderful cold creaking - beautifully strange sound.

Songs:
1. Dunkelheit ('Darkness') 2. Jesus' Tod ('The Death Of Jesus') 3. Erblicket die Tochter des Firmaments ('Beholding the Daughters of The Firmament') 4. Gebrechlichkeit .i. ('Decrepitude .i.' ) 5. Rungang um die transzendentale Saule der Singularitat ('Tour around the transcendential colums of singularity') 6. Gebrechlichket .ii. ('Decrepitude .ii.')

Unfortunately, some of Vargs thoughts are bulls**ts. Esp. his inclination to neo-facism.
"Have you ever heard the masterpiece called Filosofem?"
Filosofem by Massucko January 2, 2006
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filosofy 

Discipline whose object is to define itself. By extension, a deliberate spelling mistake designed to dismiss the pertinence of such a discipline, usually undergone by people who fancy themselves smartasses.

DERIVATIVE- filosofer, he who practices filosofy.
Looking up the definition of 'dictionary' in the dictionary is kinda like filosofy, except it doesn't have the awesomeness of the ancient gay dialogues.

Nor am I going to listen to the word of a filosofer who tells me that people don't have intents, beliefs, desires, etc!
filosofy by Arisnipple February 21, 2006
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Filosofy 

A prime example of how the english language will descend if 'they' (the wizards or whatever) succumb to stupid americanisms such as sulfur, which is obviously sulphur.
another good example is fosforus, a very stupid element
I cant spell real words, so i'll just spell things fonetically, like filosofy and fobia
Filosofy by sudowudo January 17, 2009

filosofancy

(bijvoeglijk naamwoord, bijwoord)
Een fancy uitspraak die een filosofische klank heeft.
Gert: Omdat het kan!!!
Samson: Dat is filosofancy, Gertje

Stai a filosofia 

It translates to do you have weed on you?
O fra stai a filosofia?
Stai a filosofia by Nigganeitor December 21, 2023

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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