Fiznut

The act of gargling seltzer or some kind of carbonated liquid, and then proceeding to be "tea bagged" (sucking on ball sack).

After their dinner and a movie, Thea, feeling sexual, fiznutted George on her parents bed.

by Senor-getsalotofFiznut July 1, 2008

fiznut

The act of gargling seltzer or some kind of carbonated liquid, and then proceeding to be "tea bagged" (sucking on ball sack).

After their dinner and a movie, Thea, feeling sexual, fiznutted George on her parents bed.

by 918273645 July 1, 2008

Finnut Sleep

The act of busting a nut before sleep. Nutting increases melatonin levels in the brain, leading to a harder and longer sleep.

Noah, after having a long day of work, said, "man I need to go home and finnut sleep."

by KSblueberry February 12, 2019

fiznatch

deregatory term meaning "fucking biznatch" used in times of frustration and anger towards an individual.

Similar words are often created by matching two syllables ending in 'z' and 'tch'
e.g. Fuzwotch

That fiznatch Ravis killed my uncle!

Pick that shit up, fiznatch!

by Eminoir October 14, 2004

fignuts

A derogatory term to describe someone of inferior intelligence, physical appearance, social skills or character. See also Fucker.

Awww, crap! Listen, fignuts, the tour is either in the commissary by now or in the Howling Mad Gift Shop.

by Dookie October 1, 2003

fignuts

An exclaimation of displeasure, often used by a certain character on Sealab 2021.

I lost my keys, oh fignuts!

by GreggBrain August 29, 2003

fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

by Tank November 14, 2003