Fifthmas

A holiday celebrated every December 5th in which it is required that you consume at least one fifth of alcohol. It celebrates the end of the prohibition on December 5, 1933 and is a last hoorah before final exams start. Started at Hope College in 2011 it has spread like wildfire to all parts of the world.

"Hey man merry fifthmas."
"Yeah! happy alcodays!"

by 1stprophitoffithtianity December 6, 2011

Filthmaster

A twisted, perverted deviant of an individual who expresses thoughts so filthy that grannies the world over would turn in their graves if they heard the first few words. An expert among filth, a maestro at purveying filth.

That Murv is such a filthmaster, his snapchat messages should be illegal!

by MurvBlastArtist December 9, 2024