Filthmaster 

A twisted, perverted deviant of an individual who expresses thoughts so filthy that grannies the world over would turn in their graves if they heard the first few words. An expert among filth, a maestro at purveying filth.

That Murv is such a filthmaster, his snapchat messages should be illegal!

Filthmaster by MurvBlastArtist December 9, 2024

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster 

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.

"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster by The Breakaway October 14, 2009

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster 

The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...

dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,

he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013

Felchmaster 

A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.

'Wayne Im giving you a promotion, you are now a felchmaster u wolf balls'

Felchmaster by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

filth master 

A pal that most likely lives in a dumpster because of how shitty they are. In the trash where they belong. Most likely into anime or dungeons & dragons. A real disappointment.

P1: "Hey, garbo!"
P2: "Hey, filth master."
P1: "Ah. Yes. That is me. Ruler of the filth."
P3: "you fucking weebs."

filth master by GayEggTim April 13, 2017

filthster 

A person that can twist any subject or conversation adding in filthy comments, toilet humour and sexual connotations.

In the office today there were two birds on the window ledge, a colleague said they were Swallows, immediately "Filthster" said "I love a bird that swallows. While in the canteen making an innocent cup of tea Filthster walked in and said "may I squeeze your bag sir" followed by "do you want me slip some man milk in there".

filthster by DaveySmith April 12, 2017

fightmaster 

A last name for hot people who gets all the girls.

Stonefightmaster will get all the girls.

fightmaster by Stonefightmaster November 29, 2017