Fexes

Exes from a relationship who claim to be just friends but we know they are still doing it.

W & J didn’t get back together, they’re fexes.

Fexes by mcfry August 20, 2020

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.

Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.

pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

Fereshteh 

1. Fereshteh, a great girl with charming advantages making you want to blow yourself up, top to the bottom. Ass to the brain. extremely sexy. Positively funny. Ultimately hot.
2. A kind of an angel who loves feeding you. A food Angel in ancient Persia.

- I saw Fereshteh yesterday.
- Oh, lucky you.

Fereshteh by starship2 July 9, 2011

sending some faxes 

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!

Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)

sending some faxes by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

towel feces 

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

towel feces by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017

femboy foxes 

the gayest shit in the known universe. you litteraly cant get any gayer than this

person 1: femboy foxes make me weak
person 2: bro you are like the gayest shit on earth nice
person 1: nice

femboy foxes by Ubri_imadumbtoaster December 3, 2021

Have fun paying fees 

Phrase used by Nano community to warn against coins with fees, a.k.a. 'shitcoins' as a poor investment. Especially those which will have $40 fees after two more reward halvings or at only 6tps usage in a world of 7.8b people.

Are you seriously buying BTC? Have fun paying fees!

Have fun paying fees by NanoIsSuperior January 4, 2021